|× I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (D:)
||× I hate the rain. (I LOVE it!!!)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Shit, all the time.)
||× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now. (I need medication, therapy, and my own fuckin' apartment...NOW!!!)
|× I love sushi. (Not really.)
||× I talk really, really fast. (I had a tendency to speak Spanish quickly.)
||× I have fresh breath in the morning. (LMAO!)
|× I have long hair. (Not really, I want to cut it short again.)
||× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two sisters.)
|× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Weave braids.)
||× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Hell no.)
|× I like the way that I look. (Not really :()
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Um...I left out some details.)
||× I am usually pessimistic. (Kinda.)
|× I have a lot of mood swings. (No, just depression.)
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Sure, why not?)
||× I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent. (Hehehe...yeah.)
||× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||× I have a lot of friends.
|× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Probably have.)
||× I enjoy talking on the phone.
||✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (That's all my big ass can fit into right now.)
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Especially for shoes and books! :))
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Guilty.)
||× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|× I have a mobile phone.
||× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (Many times actually.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (I don't think that he likes me like that.)
||× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Quite the contrary.)
||✓ I want to have children in the future. (4-8 maybe.)
|✓ I have changed a diaper before.
||× I've called the cops on a friend before. (lol)
||× I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Yep, yep!)
||× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Hehe...no.)
||× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Surprisingly no.)
|× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol...didn't like it.)
||× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
|× I own the "South Park" movie.
||× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (I'm not obsessed with LJ.)
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (:))
|✓ I would die for my best friends. (Why not, I'd die anyway.)
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Guilty.)
||× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Not yet...lol.)
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Sure.)
||× I have dated a close friend's ex.
||× I am happy at this moment. (Shhhiiiitt.)
|× I'm obsessed with guys.
|× I don't even know what I am.
||× I am punk rockish.
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Yes. I'm a lot to handle.)
|× I study for tests most of the time.
||× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||× I can work on a car.
|× I love my job(s).
||× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
||× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don't even have my ears pierced! I want my nose pierced, though.)
|× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Not anymore.)
||× I have jumped off a bridge. (I wanna fly out of a window.)
||× I love sea turtles. (*huggles*)
|× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (HELL YES!!!)
||× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
|× I hate office jobs.
||✓ I went to college out of state. (Indiana University-Bloomington. I really, really miss it. *)
||× I am adopted.
|× I am a pyro.
||× I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (*tears*)
|× I fall for the worst people.
||× I adore bright colours.
||× I usually like covers better than originals.
|× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (My toes are pretty long (lol...ew).)
||✓ I can't whistle. (I tried.)
|× I have ridden/owned a horse.
||× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (The first diary is lost...damnit!)
||× I talk in my sleep. (I walk in my sleep when I'm high on Ambien...lol.)
|× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
||× I wear a toe ring. (Sometimes.)
|× I have a tattoo.
||× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||× I am a caffeine junkie.
|× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I do want that bastard dead. :)
||× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist. (Poetic, philosophical, and some other creative shit. :))
||× I am ambidextrous. (Eh...almost.)
|× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||× I have terrible teeth.
|× I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (lol)
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Oh, that's sad. I haven't realized that.)
|× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible. (;p)
||× I love hugs more than kisses. (Depends.)
|× I want to own my own business.
||× I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Guilty.)
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Most people believe that I need professional help.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
||× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It makes me cut. *tears*)
||× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Duh.)
||× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
|× I can't stand being alone.
||× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
||× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||× I'm a judgmental asshole.
||× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|× I have travelled on more than one continent.
||✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He's the one I'd consider murdering.)
||× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Not really. I don't usually believe people.)
|× I am a Libertarian.
||× I can speak more than one language. (Hell, not anymore.)
||× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Nope. Curse my old roomie!)
|× I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes.)
||✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Absolutely. Don't induce my delusional ass.)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
|✓ I have no piercings. (Not even my ears.)
||× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
||× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
|× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Unfortunately, no...shit.)
||× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Nemo-baby! *smiles*)
|× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
||× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
||× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|✓ I am compulsively honest. (I still think it's a good thing even though I get punished for it.)
||× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
||× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Not yet.)
|× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yeah...that's weird.)
|× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
||× I dislike milk.
||× I obsessively wash my hands. (Not anymore.)
|× I always carry something significant around with me. (My vagina.)
||✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Yeah, I'm tired of doin' my fuckin' hair.)
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Yeah, despite the fact that I'm already hypersensitive.)
|× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
||✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (lol)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Individuality at it's finest.)
|× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
||× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
|× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Some are, some aren't.)
||× I don't like to chew gum.
|× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (That'd be nice.)
||× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||× I love to sing. (La la la...)
|× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (LMAO! Hell naw.)
||× I have a custom-built computer.
||× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Uh...I'll think about this one...)
|× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
||× I've gone skinny-dipping.
||× I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
||× I'm Irish and loving it.
||× I have a thing for redheads.
|× I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Reading Socrates and understanding Freud's interpretation and analysis of dreams is HAAWT!!! I'm serious.)
||× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Disorganized behavior.)
|× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
||× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
|× I need more time to myself.
||× I wish I was more open-minded.
||× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet. (Myspace.)
||× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||✓ I say random things to freak people out. (It's fun!)
|× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
||× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Sometimes.)
||× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
||× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (lol!)
|× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Not really.)
||× I can only hate someone that I love.
||× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.